So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
oitnb season 3 wishlist:
- poussey’s happiness
- alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
- literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”
to know miss claudette is okay
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
vive la australia
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.
I have to remind myself of this constantly.(via dxglitter)
*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference
*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go
divergent didn’t answer any of my questions. is peeta alright? what happened to district 12? what happened to the clown lady
yeah this phone is great and all… but can it fit into my pocket