hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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#friends

teenage-femalien:

bevsi:

oitnb season 3 wishlist:

  • poussey’s happiness
  • alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
  • literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”

to know miss claudette is okay

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necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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tillyhale:

Thought I’d join in (insp.)

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

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We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there. —

(via paulwes)

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

(via pleasedontcallmelhead)

I have to remind myself of this constantly.

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thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

48,473 notes, 6 days ago VIA » ©

officialunitedstates:

divergent didn’t answer any of my questions.  is peeta alright?  what happened to district 12?  what happened to the clown lady

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splders:

 yeah this phone is great and all… but can it fit into my pocket

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breakfastattameras:

Amazing OITNB illustrations by starfleetbabe

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