I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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#oitnb
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#friends

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

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#oitnb

i-want-cheese:

How to balance a checkbook

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#hello

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

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Romeo: u got kik?
Romeo: u got kik?
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pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

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At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life. —(via msndobrev)
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firelorcl:

best headline of the day

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aseaofquotes:

Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

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