you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
Emma Watson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
so i’m really enjoying being single
but also like i miss being in a relationship
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
fans of a show whose writers are not trying at all (via pancakeghost)
#because how dare they try to be realistic about the world #because obviously every show must be about white straight rich thin dudes doing white straight male stuff #how dare they acknowledge the existence of different people all at once#because in real life we never see a black man and a transexual at the same place#too much diversity #the universe says #we will never find an asian american woman and a gay man at the same place #one of them must get out so the other can get in #it’s one of the laws of nature #elementary is trying too hard to be inclusive#that’s why i don’t like it #because how dare they write women that don’t apply to the box mother/girlfriend/sisters/villain #how dare they be creative about these characters #unnacceptable #i’ll stick to my shows that are moderately inclusive#that keeps me more comfortable to continue being a piece of shit
how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet
That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to say
wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for
a love triangle
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.