spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

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hermione: hes a werewolf
ron: :O
harry: :O
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: mcwerewolf
hermione:
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks
hermione: hes a werewolf
ron: :O
harry: :O
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: mcwerewolf
hermione:
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks
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#friends

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

722,007 notes, 3 days ago VIA » ©

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

122,449 notes, 4 days ago VIA » ©

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

302,374 notes, 4 days ago VIA » ©

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

547,386 notes, 4 days ago VIA » ©

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

257,591 notes, 5 days ago VIA » ©

toast-gh0st:

God bless this tweet

26,835 notes, 1 week ago VIA » ©

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
image

272,900 notes, 1 week ago VIA » ©
fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone: what about you, viktor?
viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK
fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone: what about you, viktor?
viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK
100,978 notes, 1 week ago VIA » ©

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

181,720 notes, 1 week ago VIA » ©

pretty much being ignored by everyone yay

0 notes, 2 weeks ago

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

197,194 notes, 2 weeks ago VIA » ©

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

277,133 notes, 3 weeks ago VIA » ©
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